Sandy Crabcake 

During sexual intercourse you procede to stick your dick in your partners mouth while doing a pushup over them and giving them head at the same time.

Dude, last night I pulled a sandy crabcake on Courtney!

Sandy Crabcake by Hoodlenoodle June 8, 2016

Sandy bucket

A Sandy bucket occurs on the rare occasion when you are about to plummet yo chap into a sexy sexy lady and then out of nowhere a cartoon squirrel in a weird underwater costume flies out and smacks you one in the ballocks. Bet you still go for the pussy afterwards though, ya lil go getter.

Did you hear? On friday night Sam got a sandy bucket? Poor guy.
Yeah but he still got llllllaiiiid
(Sam calls)
Guys I can't come out tonight my balls are all purple and I think I have an allergy to rodents there's a rash on my puebs

Sandy bucket by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016

Sandy Vagina 

When a chick goes to the beach and after a long day; there is sand found in the genitals region.

Debra went to the beach and came home and took a shower. There was sand all in the shower from that sandy vagina

Sandy Vagina by Sleepycookie January 25, 2019

Sandy Mud Flaps 

A middle eastern woman that wears thong underwear way too small for her that her lips hangs out of the sides.

Are those camel toes or her sandy mud flaps

Sandy Mud Flaps by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal January 11, 2020

sandy patty 

When you get a dry handjob.

I didn’t want to see him again so I gave him a sandy patty.

Grab the lube. No more sandy patties.

sandy patty by BIGDRYWAFF October 2, 2021

Sandy Beach 

When someone is crabby and they are acting like they have too much sand in their vagina.

Clean the sand our your vagina you Sandy Beach

Sandy Beach by Skitz0L0tus November 28, 2011

sandy beach 

While having sex on a beach. you request to plant your seed on your partners face. When you are finished you grab a handful of sand and throw it at your partners now "sticky" face. Grab her clothes and RUN!!! Thus causing your partner to be blinded/naked running around the beach

She wasn't that great of a lay so i finished and gave her a sandy beach and never called her again.

sandy beach by RayTrain April 11, 2008