san francisco typist

A joke for people who use the ‘hunt and peck’ method for typing

The new office secretary pulled a San Francisco typist routine- huntin pecker

by CO1224 March 13, 2020

San Francisco Tetris

The San Francisco Tetris is the act of having as much guys as possible sitting on each other’s penises and trying to see how they can get before falling over

Me and the boys are gonna attempt the San Francisco Tetris this week

by Papa Jayjay May 20, 2021

San Francisco Snicker Swap

When someone defecates into the rectum of another person.

While Dave was laying upside down in the floor with his butt cheeks spread open, he told me to give him a San Francisco Snicker Swap

by DDLux January 4, 2022

San Francisco pile driver

A guy puts a condom on his foot or hand and covers it in lube. Then proceeds to punch/ kick a private part till it goes in.

I saw a guy get a San Francisco pile driver now I'm mentally scarred

by Big chief nutsack July 23, 2016

San Francisco Tractor Pull

Originally designed as a contest for gay men, two people standing back to back have one set of anal beads inserted into their rectums and proceed to have a tug-of war by clenching and attempting to pull away from each other.

Tom was the clear winner in last nights San Francisco Tractor Pull, Tony did go away with 2cd place and a prolapsed rectum though.

by IUD or IED? May 6, 2020

San Francisco Hot Plate

When a dude pulls Saran Wrap over his face as his partner shits liquid poo on his face.

Tyler gave me a San Francisco Hot Plate on date night.

by CockFart44 August 3, 2022

San Francisco snowblower

When a man gives oral to another man,takes his seman and spits it all over his stomach/chest.

I heard Bill gave the boss a San Francisco snowblower to keep his job.

by The Darb June 3, 2009