Sammy P

Something about cocaine here. Also may deal maryjuanna.

Hello Sammy P would you like to hook a brother up with the weed?

by PeakedInElementarySchool November 13, 2019

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Get the Sammy Pmug.

Sammy-Samm

A singsongy nickname someone who really cares about makes me.

Sammy-Samm, you so bootaful!!!

by punxrockmusic March 1, 2009

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Get the Sammy-Sammmug.

gup a sammy

to eat a sandwich

Should we go to Subway and gup a sammy or two with the fellas?
Hell yeah bro.

by gup guy July 24, 2023

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Get the gup a sammymug.

sammy bump

A particularly large bump of Special K placed on the webbing of a users hand

I just took a Sammy Bump and now I can’t walk straight

by _sammy_ November 15, 2017

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Get the sammy bumpmug.

Slobbering Sammy

Wet willy's fun uncle. Basically, you tongue punch someones inner ear to enhance the disgusting feeling of wet ear. It's funny as hell, but watch out for strangers could be taken sexually.

Person 1: "Ew, did that tall guy just give you a wet willy?"

Person 2: "No! That douche stuck his tongue all the way in my ear! WTF!"

Person 3: "Haha, a Slobbering Sammy, nice...."

by Jdiamondpockets January 6, 2020

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Get the Slobbering Sammymug.

The act of doing something so lame that you literally will get cancer and bronchitis at the same time.
Like it's literally so bad that the cancer treatments will make you want to rip your hair out and fall off of a cliff that is so high that the second you hit rock bottom you will explode into a bloody splotch.

"Rest in peace Derrick. If he didn't pull a Susman Sammy and ride a bike without training wheels for the first time than maybe the little whorebag would still be here."

by Gaylo August 6, 2016

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