sourcream sanchez

applying a huge gob of sourcream under a unsuspecting victims nose with your first and middle finger while they are preparing any dinner fare with sourcream in it, then as they shake their head in disgust you loudly yell "sourcream sanchez"

While junior was making up his soft taco at dinner last night steven snuck up behind him reached around the front of his face and smeared him up with a sourcream sanchez.

by murfmann November 14, 2009

Velvet Sanchez

A non-alcoholic drink; Dr. Pepper and Grenadine.

Ordering a drink- "I'll have a Velvet Sanchez."

by Eowynz November 11, 2010

Gary Sanchez

When your lady leaves a slimy trail of vaginal juices on a mans upper lip.

gary the snail+dirty sanchez=gary sanchez

Pedro-"last night I let Maria sit on my face, and all I got was a gary sanchez.

by haleyroxcox July 7, 2011

Dirty Sancheez

c.f. dirty sanchez. The act of wiping one's nob cheese on the upper lip of one's partner

Timmy loves dirty sancheez'

by ZookeeperDave October 1, 2009

Candy Sanchez

Like a "Dirty Sanchez" except using vaginal fluids. When a guy has sex with a woman and rubs his penis across her upper lip, putting her own vaginal juices on her upper lip, making an authentic looking Mexican mustache.

I didn't want a Dirty Sanchez, so he gave me a Candy Sanchez instead.

by T-Dub's Girl May 9, 2006

Purple Sanchez

Medal given for Living with the nickname Dirty Sanchez.

I was scarred and beaten, but I was awarded the Purple Sanchez medal of honor

by slanchez April 25, 2005

samphearleak

1. Stupid Asian Man
2. A faggot
3. Someone who thinks they are good in so many things but suck in all categories where they think they are good

That fool is acting like a samphearleak

by Aspen September 18, 2004