Samone

She is so pretty and she is everyone body goals with a fat butt.She is so cool and everyone wants to be her..

Do you see Samone,she is much a Samone

by Setety123 October 6, 2016

the salmon dance

The dance Fat Lip learnt from from Sammy Salmon and taught to all the boys and girls.

Jimmy: What's the crazy crackhead doing to that dancefloor?
Horatio: I believe tht is what is known as the salmon dance.
Jimmy: Damn, i feel sorry for the chicks out there.

by sumwigga October 29, 2007

salmon helmet

When someone with a rotten twat sits on your face.

You think that's bad, remember when the prophet Muhammed gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga.

by Semi Wynn June 11, 2006

Simon

A human who is now a cabbage

Simon the cabbage

by urbansi December 12, 2014

happy salmon

a handshake involving two or more people slapping forearms together, like two happy salmon.

dude, gimme the happy salmon! **consequently makes slapping noises**

by Drew the Zoo October 6, 2006

Salmon handcuffs

The domination of the male by the female in a relationship by use of sexual starvation if her demands are not met

fucking hell shes even dressing him these days. Its sad shes really got the salmon handcuffs on him

by Phil Mcrackin June 11, 2006

au revoir simone

An indie band with 3 women who sing soft gentle music. Good/mostly keyboard but they only have around 2 verses in each song making it a mostly instrumental band. They are based in america; they aren't very famous. Sad Song is their biggest hit.

au revoir simone's sad song:

"Write me a sad song,
cos that's what i wanna hear,
i want you to make me cry,
i wanna remember the places that we left,
lost to the mists of time..

i know that,
you'll go soon - you'll find out so take me with you
.. always"

by Chloe x May 24, 2008