That's what Sandusky said

Originating from the phrase "That's what she said", replacing 'she' with 'Sandusky' adds to the grotesque nature of the gutter directed conversation.

"Yea that's a good one, but I was hoping he would be a bit younger." Said Peter about the pickup he was looking at. "That's what Sandusky said haha" Replied Steve.. not realizing it was way too soon for Sandusky jokes.

by johnnyblaze881 November 18, 2011

what I said

a sarcastic way of answering someone who asks you to repeat what you said.

Originated in South Jersey

Will: Damn you're beat.
Tim: What?
Will: What I said.

by sean June 16, 2004

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

by Job, Blow July 18, 2020

thats what your mum said

To piss someone off, royally.

"Ow, i'm in pain"
"That's what your mum said."

by -Ben- May 13, 2005

moe saad

When your called a moe saad thats means your nat wanted in the room and you just told the worst joke anyone's ever heard in there life therefore u should just go kill yourself.

hey whats up moe saad

by makled24 April 21, 2009

I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?

Blatantly useless retort which younger primary school students use.

Playground Bully: Ha ha! Ernie's Crap!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?
Playground Bully: I just said that you were crap, though!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?

by Ophite1 June 7, 2004

Said the alter boy to the priest

The catholic-friendly version of "that's what she said." Used to change an innocent statement into a sexual bombshell.

*As your best friend's ice cream cones melts*

Friend 1: "Oh man, it's dripping all over my hands."

Friend 2: "Said the alter boy to the priest!"

Friend 1: "Ick!"

by Ecclese September 11, 2011