swigz

An exclamation of joy, occasionally used ironically. ex. "Kay, we sold 20 new lines" "Swigz!!"

'Kay, we sold 20 new lines!'

'Swigz'

by jfs June 6, 2015

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Swipies

Having a desire or craving to have a swiping session on dating apps. Maybe derived from loneliness or horniness.

Mitchell had sworn off dating apps but his loneliness led him to be overcome by a case of the swipies. The next day he had 5 dates lined up.

Dan got a case of the swipies after he had a big night planned of drinking alone like an adult and realized how lame that was.

by megabink September 23, 2019

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Perv Switch

An arbitrary threshold of arousal, which once passed, will cause an individual to engage in behavior which may be risky to their freedom, health, bank account... or all of the above.

Commonly observed in news reports about dentists who abuse their female patients while under anesthesia, teachers who strike up affairs with underage students, etc. The negative repercussions of a triggered perv switch can oftentimes be avoided by channeling the energy into a jack attack.

Dumb-ass completely flipped his perv switch, now he's looking at 5 to 15 years in a pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

by fapfapsplort September 1, 2010

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FANNY SWIPER

A dress so short that it swipes the female genitailia leaving nothing to the imagination, thus known as a fanny swiper!!

Emma and Layla wore there fanny swipers into the valley the dirty bitches

"wow that's a short dress!!" "thanks, it's my new fanny swiper do you like it?"

by pusicat January 3, 2011

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