shaggy dog story

A long, convoluted anecdote, often told simply to result in a sentence that consists almost entirely of puns.

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One classic shaggy dog story involves a man named Hugh who is out to stop a couple of monks from growing flowers for money:

"Remember Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars."

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by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010

Sex Story

A story about sex.

He slams me up against the wall, kissing me passionately. I slide his shirt off his massive upper body, revealing his toned 6 pack. I move my fingers over his abs seductively, my hands traveling down to his trousers. I unzip his pants as he lifts my shirt over my head. I slip his pants down his thighs as he unhooks my bra. I can already see his erection bulging out of his boxers, it was like his rock hard dick was about to bust through his boxers, and as i pulled his underwear down i could almost feel it pulsating already. Soon we were both naked, and he wasted no time. he straddled my legs around his waist and slammed my back against the wall, causing his 9 inch cock to jam itself inside of me. I moan, and dig my nails into his back. He started thrusting forward, his dick getting deeper and deeper, his thrusts getting harder and harder. My boobs bounce against his chest every time he thrusts and i gasp as i feel myself start to reach my climax. “AH, BABY! I’M GONNA CUM!” I scream, throwing my head back. I let out a long sigh of pleasure as my juices flow out of me, causing my whole body to shiver. A moment after I cum, I feel his dick about to explode and I smile. “Cum in me, daddy.” I press his body closer to me and kiss him as he does so. I feel the warm liquid rush into my pussy, and I moan loudly. “A-ash..” I groan his name, and then we stay like that for the whole night, not bothering to clean up.

That was their sex story.

by heyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeuehehe January 26, 2021

Long Story Short

A phrase describing the process of eliminating the silly extraneous nonsense, and delivering only the good stuff, that's long story short.

After a 10 day trip across the Heartland, well...long story short...we got engaged!

by ElCommissioner August 12, 2018

Sex story 12

Mason invited his bsf over, Olivia to netflix and chill. She wore leggings and a tank top. He was staring at her ass and tits. Olivia noticed and put on a scary movie and sat in his lap. He was bricked hard. She then took of her tank top revealing her breasts. She then dry fucked him, riding him slowly. She moaned quietly. “You like that?” She asked. Eventually they stripped off their clothes. Mason rammed two fingers up Olivia pussy. She moaned. “Yes Mason do it to me!” He then licked it. She then got on top of him and rode him. Her pussy was so wet. “God Olivia your so fucking good!” “Harder Daddy” He grinned at that comment. “AWHH IN CUMMING!!!” She came all over him.

She got on her hands and knees. Mason stuck his nine inch dick in her. She was so tight. “God your big! Mhmmm—“ “Faster daddy!” he followed. “Your so tight..” She yelped as he pounded her thick juicy ass. “awhhhh god!!” “GOD IM GONNA CUM!! AWHHHH!!!” She screamed and he hit her g-spot. She didnt know what to yell but she yelled. “FU-FUCKK!! FASTER ROCK MY NIGHT DADDY!” He then POUNDED her. they both screamed as they came. God olivia your hot

that sex story 12 was good!

by messi fan 1030 July 23, 2023

Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again.

This meme is used to make fun of peoples BS storys.
Dragons are not real therefore the cool story bro adds up with the dragon part.

DougieWouggie - I lost my virginity to Megan Fox and then she sucked me off while I was asleep.
Stephon - Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again.
This meme grew from the site "gamekiller.net".

by Stephon_GK. May 16, 2011

horny story

Story that makes you horny :)

Ashley, a seductive girl with huge thighs, hands her sex partner, Olivia, a vibrator. They are wearing mini skirts and very short crop tops, since they are having an exercise lesson. They had their vibrators going inside their pussy. Both of them tried to hold their voices whilst running and jumping around, moaning with pleasure silently. Some time after, they can't hold it anymore, erupting loudly. They came, moaning and screaming with pleasure. Luckily, school is over.

hope you enjoy the horny story, part 2 coming :)

by moonxlouvxx April 3, 2022

bad story bin

A reaction to someone telling a story with the intent to be funny, amazing, or something of good quality, but the out come is something that is none of those things, usually ending in silence. The bad story bin is created much like performing the heimlich maneuver in which the fists are locked and the arms are held forward, creating a circle. At the time the story is complete, is deemed a bad story, and the bin is created, you then prompt the person to put an imaginary ball into the bin, which represents the story. In the case they don't place the bad story in the bin, you ignore them until they agree to comply.

Doug: 'Haha, I got a great story, I went to Speedway and got a slushie for like, under a dollar.'
Dan: 'Uh.. k? They always have had cheap slushies, damnit, bad story bin.'

by Trust June 20, 2006