Shopping minute

Unit of time used by a woman when she calls for "just a minute". A shopping minute is significantly longer than a regular minute, though, to date, the exact duration is still unknown by the whole male population.

Similar in many regards to the dick inch measurement unit.

W : Honey, it will be just a minute.
M : Yeah, sure. A shopping minute, I guess !?

by Bluesbuster7 September 8, 2010

Sloppy Caterpillar

When a particularly ugly girl tries to give you a hand-job while you're soft /without boner. This usually doesn't result in ejaculation, and when it does it hurts like a burning hell. Usually done against the man's will.

That ugly bitch gave me a sloppy caterpillar!

by proudyellowman March 28, 2011

Sloppy Dropps

An alter-ego that only appears when someone is absolutely shitfaced. The alter-ego has a completly different personality and does things they eventually regret in the morning. The person is usually blackedout and usually pukes alot.

My freind Drags was so hammered last night, he was Sloppy Dropps

by TPK4life June 10, 2011

sloppy turkey

When a juice head burns his ball sack on a tanning bed after a sweaty workout and then proceeds to face fuck a bar slut causing his bright red testicles to repeatedly slap her in the chin much like the woddle of a turkey. (Can you say gobble gobble)

After a strenuous work out Dominic went to the nearest college town bar looking for a skanky bitch to give him a sloppy turkey.

by art-officials April 10, 2015

sloppy sea slug

Sloppy sea slug; The act of covering your cock in socks left in cum filled gloves that have been kept in a bucket of piss for the past two weeks.

Garry and I are planning a sloppy sea slug, want to help out?

by Rodney November 28, 2015

Sloppy boot

A washed up- been around every block- ho; leaving her goods blown out like a sloppy boot.
A loose goose.

I could park a semi in there sideways! Parker was right, she is a sloppy boot.

by Deputy Red August 21, 2017

Sloppy Snoopy

When three men gangband a dog. First man puts his distorted testicles in the dogs mouth, second goes in the anal cavity and the third goes into the urethra.

Billy, chad, Jacob have my pet Harry a sloppy snoopy.

by Fatman joe October 11, 2018