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STD

Hey I sent you an STD for 7/21. Keep that open for me, I'm getting married.
by HLAUSF January 11, 2018
mugGet the STDmug.

ur family tree has stds

"ur family tree has stds" is truly the worst way to destroy someone in a argument way worse than ur mom gay ur daddy lesbian ur granny a tranny ur ur gramp a tramp family tree LGBT all combined some say this comback will put people in a comma so bad that you never wake up and forced into the fiery pits of hell
Tyrone: ur mom gay lel
Carl: ur daddy lesbian
Tyrone: ur granny a tranny

Carl: ur gramp a tramp
Tyrone: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: ur family tree has STDs
Tyrone: *fucking dies*
by Stevie Wondrhkktrhhtj May 25, 2018
mugGet the ur family tree has stdsmug.

Cyber STD

Computer (or other device) viruses that you get from going to scam websites that are redirected from (usually) porn.
Kid 1: My computer is so slow!
Kid 2: *checks search history* Looks like you got a case of Cyber STDs.
by Sensiblé February 28, 2016
mugGet the Cyber STDmug.

STD denial

The denial of sexually transmitted diseases.
Chudowski: I get all the girls because I say STDs are a lie made by the government to neuter us.
Nerd: Shut the hell up, STD denial is stupid, because you’re risking your very life to have kids with women unprotected. You can get sick from it, you know?
by HKisNOTaCOUNTRY. April 27, 2025
mugGet the STD denialmug.

Std

“Yo did you see kamo today” “ yea I heard he’s a std”
by Kamo the std October 30, 2023
mugGet the Stdmug.

STD

My friend got rejected at UC Berkeley, but he got STD.
by oskilover April 27, 2019
mugGet the STDmug.

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