Face Stalking

To make someone's Facebook page your homepage.

I've been face stalking Ryan ever since I had a crush on him.

by apr3ttycarcrash October 1, 2008

Corn Stalk

When you're fucking someone in their ass from behind and you stick a cob of corn in their ass. Then you proceed to push it in further with your dick until the cob and your dick is fully enclosed in their ass.

After shopping at the grocery store, I decided to go home and corn stalk my girlfriend.

by MynameisJeffbutitisn't April 6, 2015

wall stalk

When someone continually reads and follows the conversations other people have on Facebook.

"How do you know about that?"
"Ummmmm"
"Stop wall stalking!"

by gs90 June 24, 2007

Gang Stalking

A bunch of bullshit. Voice to skull technology+frequencies received by the ears that depress you and make you anxious+body manipulation+the worst performance you'll ever see. A nonsensical retard fest. It's not anyone in your community. It's not anyone you know. It's the government. It's MK-Ultra Part 2. Ignore them and mock them, and they'll eventually fuck off.

The word gang stalking is misleading

by theantichrist July 1, 2010

The Facebook Stalk

A sneaky way to see booby pics via the Facebook.

Bro: Brah, have you seen Kadie's boobies?
Brah: No, but I have a fat boner at the moment thinking about them
Bro: Dude, just do The Facebook Stalk.
Brah: Its at an ultra-bone state now.
Bro: Those are nice aren't they.
Brah: Delicious as toaster strudels.

by ownthesky April 24, 2010

Twitter stalking

Going to someone's Twitter account (normally a celebrity's) and scrolling through every tweet, looking at every picture, and reading every private conversation they've had. Most people will probably think you're a crazy fangirl for doing this.

Friend: Where did you find these pictures?
Me: I was going through Keegan Allen's Twitter account last night.
Friend: You need to stop Twitter stalking!

by Me_Iz_Here September 5, 2011

Unintentional stalking

the act of seeing someone very attractive all the time but not intending it to happen. Enjoying it and subconciously find yourself going to same place where you run into them yet again. You may give them secret code names and make eye contact.

Girl 1:Dang, I see that guy almost every where, it's like unintentional stalking!
Girl 2: he is a hottie biscotti with a naughty body

by Melody Bardot September 3, 2010