1337 Speak 

1337 speak is a language that developed over the net (Made popular mostly by Counter-Strike) that's objective is not to replace every letter with a symbol, but to make fun of mispelt words.

Bad: 0/\/\9 1 |_1|<3 |>\/\//\/ _|00
Translation: OMG I Leik Pwn Joo

Good: 0MG I leik pwn j00.
Translation: OMG I Leik Pwn Joo

English: Omg I just owned you.

Common words used in 1337 speak:
Like = leik
Own = pwn
Pwned = pwnt
You = j00
Hacks = Haxz0rz
Lol = lawl
OMG = ZOMG
The = T3h
Suck = sux

1337 Speak sounds leik: ZOMG I leik, totally pwnt that newb. j00 r t3h sux.

1337 Speak by Not4U2C January 2, 2006

neph-speak 

Noun.
1) using - : the act of speaking in stream of consciousness mode
2) the result of using 1)

"That guy was in total Neph-speak mode, man, he was all like 'fish-head, buttocks, my only eye, my only I, I am the center of all that is, take a piss, see if I care, millennium hand and shrimp'"

neph-speak by SignorGalilei April 2, 2004

bleat speak

Derived from 1337 (leet) speak, and the sound of a sheep (bleat). Used in reference to something someone would say in order to fit in with whatever is "cool" in popular culture at the moment. Also used in reference to the lingo that sheep of the pop culture crowd would commonly use.

Guy #1: What's up with John tonight? Why's he talking like that?

Guy #2: He's just using bleat speak to hook up with the young chicks.

bleat speak by vapidfool January 25, 2010

Pedro speak 

When pedro types on facebook and nothing makes sense

Pedro speak

I remember I got lost going around the school I couldn't get groom the pool to the the auditorium. That takes REAL skill

It was like my first week in games bay

Translation
I remember i got lost going around the school. I couldn't get from the pool to the auditorium. That takes real skill.

It was my first week in hawkes bay

Pedro speak by Urmadasofat June 16, 2010

I speak that 

To understand something.... to confirm a statement. To agree with someone. Another way to say "I feel you"

*Mostly used by people from the West Coast

Mark: Hey are you trying to ball later?
Anthony: Oh yup! I speak that("I feel you")

Anthony: Are you trying to go to this party later?
Mark: I speak that!
Anthony: You speak that?
Mark: Oh yup! I speak that!

I speak that by WildcatChick December 14, 2010

lazythumb speak 

It's the act of turning a seemingly normal sentence, or group of sentences, into gibberish by way of a lazy thumb on the touch-pad of a laptop. The lazy thumb refocuses the cursor to another portion of the sentence while the frenzied typist continues unknowingly. This normally comes off looking like someone communicating in their second language, or possible the experiment of the monkey and the typewriter.

Jim95: "Everythiall the sun got in my eyng went real thI miss wintere other daahahahahy except when I was trying to hit the bes and caused me to miss, and look foolish. Damn sun, hahaha"

dudette: "wft is that supposed to mean? LOL"

Jim95: "sorry... lazythumb speak that"

lazythumb speak by Jim95 December 27, 2011

cyber speak 

terms or jargon commonly used in communications through or referring to technology.

"She only communicates in cyber speak. Her last remark to me was 'Your treeware is almost as impressive as your yahoo email address. lol.'

cyber speak by awordygrrl September 19, 2013