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Don't disturb him he's in his bedroom spanking the monkey.

by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018

Spanking the Camel

The act of slapping a pack of cigarettes against your palm to tamp the tobacco down into the cigarettes. By tamping the tobacco down in this way the tobacco is packed more tightly for a longer and smoother smoke.

Jack had just bought a pack and was spanking the camel, when Jill came up and bummed a smoke off him.

by bobthecopywriter February 5, 2010

Spank-Wank

A sad, masturbating, perv who tries to touch every ass he possibly can for pleasure even though he knows he will fail miserably. spanker wanker spank wank perv

1) This total Spank-Wank tried to feel me up at the station I totally cracket his bloody nut!
2) I know it's creepy but Spank-Wanks actually turn me on!

by Waztum October 27, 2008

spank the pig

code for smoking weed
spank refers to the action (smoking)
Pig refers to the substance (weed)

You guys want to go spank the pig?
Man we spanked so much pig last night

by Elliot Newton123321 February 13, 2008

wake and spank

to masturbait as soon as you wake up

a wake and spank is quiet pleasurable every now and then

by brianfixxx September 28, 2008

Ninja Spank

The art of kicking, booting, or stomping on a females face when you have immense hate for her.

"Dude, Jazemine Sandwich eater just broke up with me so I'm totally gonna Ninja Spank her all night."

by Charles Dickenson June 12, 2006

Verbally Spanked

Meaning you have been verbally served with words.

Johnny:"You Have Been Verbally Spanked!"

by Justin Mic June 13, 2004