Shealea

She is often an Italian looking woman. She is a slightly spoiled bitch, but she has good intentions. She is a great friend even if she isn't great at keeping secrets. If you meet a Shealea, get on her good side.

A: "That girl is so spoiled but seems like a great friend."

B: "Yeah, that's Shealea."

by MrsPiggyMuppetLove May 16, 2016

Seal

A joint; a blunt; weed
“Seal” translated to French comes out as “joint”

Johnny: what you smoking?
Jimmy: ah, just a seal.

by RetroColor January 26, 2021

Sealtiel

An absolute fuckin chad. Beast

That dude's a sealtiel

by Killlyxz June 8, 2021

Crazy Seal Dog

1. Nardu

2. A dog which has a sleek, seal-like coat. It slips and slides around because it is a slippery animal. Sometimes this creature doesn't have legs and so it slides around on its stomach like a seal. It jumps around crazily because it is a crazy

Sare: Oh no, not Crazy Seal Dog again!!!!!

by mambo555 April 25, 2011

Royal Seal

When you pour hot red wax on a persons asshole and stamp it with a royal seal. Blow to cool down and break with finger.

Tracy: ugh i have to rip the wax off my asshole.
Amanda: did you get it waxed yesterday?
Tracy: no i let my boyfriend give me a royal seal last night.

by Sharktopuss March 9, 2019

Shealynn

weird, yet loveable; a little obsessive

That kid has the weirdest interests, but is a total Shealynn.

by spice8girl April 16, 2008

sealander

A stick used to write or draw in the sand.

The young boy drew a picture in the sand using his sealander.

by zantern July 2, 2005