sloppy hand

When you come in your hand and then smack the girl across the face.

I sloppy handed her hard last night.

by Jeff Nowack March 15, 2007

sloppy seconds

Alas, this word has now leaked into general usage and people are taking it to mean 'ill-fitting hand-me-downs'.

Get the truth out. It does actually having sex with a woman who has just had (obviously unproteced) sex with another man for the simple joy of sliding about in his juices mixed with hers.

Hey, you shag 'er first man, I fancy a bit of sloppy seconds tonight.

by Raversaur February 09, 2005

sloppy torpedo

while engaging in anal intercourse, after the male ejaculates, he does not pull out and instead pees in recievers butt.

i gave that stupid slut a sloppy torpedo last night, she loved it!

by christopher e. cole February 07, 2005

Slurpee Sloppys

NOUN

The dirty clothes you pull out of the hamper and throw on yourself, regardless how dirty they are, when you need that slurpee from 7-11 at 2 a.m.

MARY: Hey honey, i'm really craving a cherry slurpee from 7-11, can you go get me one?

TOM: But i'm in my underwear, it's 2a.m. i and don't wanna get up.

MARY: just go into the hamper and grab some "Slurpee Sloppys" to put on

by Todd Leee May 24, 2008

Sloppy Hoes

Sloppy joe sandwiches made from a girls period blood instead of tomato sauce. Delicious and nutritious.

Bonus points if you use ground up placenta and/or dead fetus as a substitute for ground beef.

My girlfriend made some delicious Sloppy Hoes for the neighborhood children yesterday. She's in jail now, but it was worth it.

by King Butthole October 24, 2019

Sloppy Hungarian

The act of pulling out of anal sex to fast to reveal a pink sock and then followed by diarrhea

After a month of hard work Roger finally got Karen to do anal, when suddenly her father knocked on the door and Roger jumped up so fast he gave her a sloppy Hungarian.

by 41big41 September 05, 2011

sloppy jones

(n.) The most amazing sexual experience ever!

"Dude, I got a sloppy jones last night! It was awesome!!"
"Sick!!"

by Sloppy Jones Master May 02, 2008