sloan

sloans are typically hot af. they usually come with big tits. however if u manage to luck out there is a chance of them also having w thick ass as well. now unfortunately most of them dont have daddy issues so they will be way more innocent and way less likely to blow u. although they also arent bitches (most of the time) they also have a nice personality which is cool ig but damn, that ass.

guy 1: smash
guy 2: smash
guy 3: smash
guy 4: smash
guy 5: smash

me: dude i would smash sloan in a heartbeat fuck shes hot

by John Herbert Survivor June 11, 2023

sloan

1. n. A toilet.
2. v. To use the toilet.

1. I need a sloan right now!
2. I just sloaned an hour ago, why do I feel like I need to sloan again?

by ManBlo August 7, 2023

sloaties

the one and the only steven g who is basically everyone’s favorite person and he cares for everyone nd he just is good at it all😊

do you know sloaties? oh yeah sloaties the funny amazing guy everyone loves!?

by sloaties August 14, 2023

Sloane

Sloanes a stunning and amazing girl. She’ll always be there for you and will always comfort you at times of need. She is great at keeping secrets and is never busy. She’ll always hangout with you and go on trips with you. Sloane won’t be afraid to defend herself during an argument and is physically strong. Sloane has blonde hair and green eyes and is average height. She has a beautiful heart and will always come over to help with things, no matter if it’s homework or just talking about an experience.

Look at Sloane! She’s so pretty and gorgeous, her hair flows like a river.

by Ski <3 August 20, 2024

Sloan

The prettiest person on earth, they have the coolest and most comforting room. They are great at giving hugs and are medium height, they might have a little gap in their front teeth that makes them look adorable and STUNNING. They might have some hard times but they are loyal and super funny.

"Have you seen someone slaying the day away?"

"Oh ya, that would be Sloan!"

by MothsBugsMushrooms January 5, 2024

Sloane

Very empathic and caring. She is beautiful and intelligent. Boys love her and she has many friends. Anyone who meets her will instantly be in love. She is smoking hot and often has beautiful hair (brown/blonde). She’s funny and sometimes can be very dirty minded.

Guy 1: “That girl is so pretty. She is definitely a Sloane. I wish I could be her boyfriend!”
Girl 1: “She is my best friend. I know she is so kind and awesome. She’s also extremely beautiful!”
Guy 2: “Oh my…”

by Smileyfaceyass February 24, 2025

Sloan & Cash

usually itty.

damn did you see Sloan & Cash?
yeah they look itty

by hucken March 11, 2025