shredded

to have acquired 6% body fat.

hey you're shredded (no homo)

hey you're 6% body fat (no homo)

by dat dere cell tech September 4, 2011

Shedrack

A kind hearted funny black young man who is always single and happy, booty lover, hates fat girls, funny to all

Shedrack too get mouth

by Shedrack November 21, 2019

Shredebris

Shredebris is the slang term for the copius amount of wheat debris from Shredded Wheat Cereal that accumulates at the bottom of the box.

Carl was looking foward to his daily intake of fiber with a delicious bowl of Shredded Wheat cereal. He was sorely disappointed when he opened the box and poured the cereal into the bowl only to find a few pieces of cereal left and a giant pile of Shredebris.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014

Cuck shed

Popularized by the hottest member of lunch club Jebidiah H Schlatt

When making business deals for schlatt and co he would normally ask patrons to quote "GET IN THE FUCKING CUCK SHED"

Connor get in the cuck shed

by YaBoiLone May 13, 2020

the shed

A large, overweight woman that lurks in the shadows with dire need to grab at any piece of man candy possible. Reguardless of your weight, size, etc; one should stay away from the shed, if he has any reputation whatsoever. Once you visit the shed, you are dead.

"The Shed tried to grab my penis last Friday, so i smacked her in her face and told her to go fuck herself."

"The Shed hid in the shadows of the alley as the innocent man walked through."

"Scotty fucked the shed, and since, hasn't been found."

"He tried to escape from the shed, but her overwhelming size brought him down as she ripped his pants open while screaming 'give me your cockalicious!'"

by Anti-Shed Man October 11, 2006

shreditude

The act of arriving at the skate park with a serious countenance, acknowledging no one, and then preceding to stylishly and quite purposefully land every trick and nail every line.

The mood was light and breezy, that is, until that ripper arrived with all that shreditude.

by willisdabiker May 15, 2010

Grundle Shredder

A deliberate action in which the area between one's scrota and anus is beset by a ferocious manipulation, by way of hand, mouth, lead pipe, a wayward retainer or any other intrument (hereby defined as an object which is capable of damage to the aforementioned area).

When Martha found out that Gilgamesh was having sexual intercourse with her sister, she grabbed a bowling pin and gave him a grundle shredder that required twenty-three taint stitches.

by Frank Lucius Grelmo November 9, 2008