Shifi

When your on wifi but it's shite quality and you may as well be in 3/4G

The internet is so slow.... I'm on Shifi !!

by Garlinda2 August 2, 2016

Onus Shift

The process of calling someone that you know is not home, or cannot answer, for the sole purpose of shifting the responsibility of the return call to the other person.

"I called him when he was on the golf course because I knew he wouldn't answer. Classic onus shift."

by Roamin' Polanski July 1, 2008

Mud Shifter

Bum, Rectal System,

Oooof, I think i've got gravy stains in me boxers after that arse tornado! Best get me gloves on, i'm sure there are some brown dumplings around the rim of me mud shifter!

by bungs the bungle March 15, 2010

Night Shift Sisters

As referenced in the Siouxsie and the Banshees song, "Night Shift," "Night Shift Sisters" are prostitutes, as they are known for working at night, and are, for the most part, females who have built a sense of camaraderie, or sisterhood.

My Night Shift Sisters
Await your nightly visitor
They don't bother me
No they don't bother me

My Night Shift Sisters
With your nightly visitor
A new vocation in life
My love with a knife

"Night Shift" ~ Siouxsie and the Banshees

by JuniperTreeGrammarNazi April 27, 2014

phantom shift

Where you physically feel parts of your theriotype's body without it being there (like an amputee that has a phantom limb but without the amputee's pain), like feeling an actual tail or ears. These phantom limbs can even overlap the normal limbs of one's body, such as feeling paws instead of hands.

I had a phantom shift today I felt a tail

by nighttherian September 19, 2016

shift 1

n. Exclaimation point. The result of pressing the <shift> and <1> keys simultaneously.

MdnnaFngrl894: omg i didnt touch your lo mein i swear
Gdssheart4u: really?
MdnnaFngrl894: I SWEAR
MdnnaFngrl894: shift 1
MdnnaFngrl894: shift 1

by hotfrenchtoast April 30, 2005

shift ma

A phrase used in the North of Ireland to fill in gaps in conversations. If you can't think of anything to say, just say SHIFT MA!

Also used to convey excitement about something.

A) What's happening?

Nothing much.

Right.....SHIFT MA!!

B)I passed my exams.

SHIFT MA!

by aseyjokelak May 15, 2008