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No, seriously

After a sentence, either sarcastic or serious when people have started laughing, use 'No seriously' to either show

A) You're serious and want them to stop laughing because it's not funny
or
B) You're taking the piss out of them by not being serious
Amy "Hey Ashlee, do you want to come with me and my extended family to woop woop for a month or two? It'll be super fun!"
Ashlee (laughs) "Yeah, a month or two in woop woop with your extended family will be super fun!"
Amy (pissed off) "No, seriously. I think I'll go ask Sarah. (under her breath) Bitch."

Jim "Dude, last night I had a totally rippin' threesome with Carmen Electra and Jessica Simpson!"
Joe (laughs) "Like fuck you did"
Jim (laughs) "No, seriously. I jacked off alone to Judge Judy."
Joe (disgusted) "Oh, dude" (leaves)
by Kateus December 29, 2005
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seriosity

gravity, solemnity, sobriety, demureness, staidness, grimness,
I make this observation
With no animosity
And just a tiny modicum
Of curiosity:

Apparently there’s no such word
As seriosity
And it is my opinion that
There surely ought to be.

So in conclusion, I must say
(I hope you would agree)
This glaring oversight
Is sheer ludicrosity.
by skyweeder September 4, 2009
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serious relationship

Its when a female wants to stay with a male gender for a long time, possibly for the rest of their life.
Two people dating for 2 years and then getting married. Now thats a serious relationship
by MarryX September 26, 2009
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sergiu

a breed of romanian gangster exported in north america. this cognitiv gangster is a mutation denerated by the DNA alteration produced in 1986 when the nuclear reactor Cernobil exploded.
Sergiu Malagamba, Sergiu Nicolaescu, Sergiu G.
by Sergiu September 9, 2005
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Serioso

A term for one's significant other, to be used by adult heterosexual couples in long-term or lifelong, monogamous relationships who are serious, live together and have built their lives together, but have yet to get engaged or don't intend to marry at all.

Where "boyfriend/girlfriend" is too childish, "husband/wife" doesn't apply, "fiance" is dishonest, "partner" sounds homosexual and "lover" is too sexual, there is serioso. Coined by Chemda of the Keith and The Girl podcast, episode 130.
"My serioso and I are coming up on our six year anniversary."
by thatartychick January 11, 2008
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Seriousthly Medusa Gerbal

A human being of the female species , which under pressure speaks in a lisp.These creatures have unusally large cheeks and a stare with will burn your soul. These fasinating species are common in the Leicester area or in Bristol where they populate.With hamster. All Seriousthly Medusa Gerbals only have one love ,Will Draycott.
"Some of are Seriousth students and have Seriousth amounts of Seriousth work to do" said the Seriousthly Medusa Gerbal
by IrishMagician March 5, 2009
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serious putty

The exact opposite of silly putty and puts it to shame. A way to legally own C4 in any country possible.
Man: Here is your birthday present kid
Boy: What is this
Man: I call it serious putty
*explodes*
by hehepoggeriscool January 20, 2021
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