n. or v. the act of closing porn browser windows, putting the lotion away, throwing socks or tissues out of sight, and pulling up your pants up when you hear someone coming towards you whilst you are fapping
"If you're in your room and you hear someone coming just fap scramble like a boss!"
"Dude, I was in my room yesterday fapping to mildly suggestive Facebook pics when i heard someone opening the the door. I almost fap scrambled in time... My mom caught me looking at pics of my cousin's beach party. FML"
"Dude, I was in my room yesterday fapping to mildly suggestive Facebook pics when i heard someone opening the the door. I almost fap scrambled in time... My mom caught me looking at pics of my cousin's beach party. FML"
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The episode where Spongebob and Patrick are selling chocolate bars and he insanely screams "CHOCOLATE!!!"
He ends up buying all of the chocolate.
The episode where Spongebob and Patrick are selling chocolate bars and he insanely screams "CHOCOLATE!!!"
He ends up buying all of the chocolate.
Screaming Chocolate Guy: CHOCOLATE!!!!
Screaming Chocolate Guy: Now that I have you right where I want you, *suspense builds* I'd like to buy all of your chocolate.
Screaming Chocolate Guy: Now that I have you right where I want you, *suspense builds* I'd like to buy all of your chocolate.
by OMFG CHOCOLATE September 27, 2009
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*internally screaming* usually used when you're losing your shit and you just kinda scream on the inside.
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Vinnie: Bro, I was scrambling eggs.
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My friend once linked me something, and me not knowing it was a screamer link, I freaked the fuck out.
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