When you're receiving a blowjob with a kilt and you pass gas. Much like a "Dutch oven" but without the sheets.
Things were getting hot and she went down on me but I accidentally gave her the "Scottish Microwave"
by Cave29 January 23, 2022
Get the Scottish Microwavemug. Player 1 is playing actual bagpipes while a morbidly obese man is taking a shit with the consistency of pancake batter for reasons only the morbidly obese man knows for sure, into a box fan powered by a 3 phase motor, splattering the bagpiper? Pipeist? ... victim...In the face with the morbidly obese man's Bisquick batter crap. Player 2 is bag piping the morbidly obese mans armpit which is the source of a lot of BO. So player 2 vomits and even though he's not at the best angle he must try and vomit into the fan.
If you love the music of Korn, you will love playing The Scottish Wind Tunnel with your coworkers. It's like Mario and Luigi except Scottish instead of Italian.
by The Flying Scottsman July 12, 2024
Get the The Scottish Wind Tunnelmug. by Balls taste February 28, 2019
Get the Scottish Weggiemug. We've been rehersing all week, lets not have a Scottish Wonka!
I can't invest my money in something that's going to be a Scottish Wonka. I'll get tickets after the reviews are published.
I can't invest my money in something that's going to be a Scottish Wonka. I'll get tickets after the reviews are published.
by Beanbunny05 March 3, 2024
Get the scottish wonkamug. by Gangsta in the evening April 17, 2020
Get the Scottish dinosaurmug. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 29, 2025
Get the .9.AkacanasazalArefer to the surname, which is of Scottish origin meaning man of peacelA.9.mug. The act of a Scottish person receiving two hotdogs in one bun smothered in chili, and onions for taste.
by ScotsGottaChil December 27, 2022
Get the Scottish chili-dogmug.