schmoo

(adj) something gross usually of the stick/gooey variety;
describing something cool or stupid.

dude, that thing on the floor looks like green schmoo
or
OMG! he was like that shirt is soooooo schmoo

by rockergrl101 May 19, 2010

schmoo

a stuck-up snob who hates kids and steals other peeps best friends

That girl is such a schmoo

by Oink Oink June 12, 2003

schmog

1) Something you say when there is a long silence in a room or if nothing is going on.

2) Something you say when you can't think of a word. Much like thingamajig.

1) (long silence) Schmog.

2) Damn look at that schmog over there.

by NigMcNig January 18, 2009

Schmohawk

My father was a Shawnee. My mother was a Mohawk. What does that make me? Answer: a Schmohawk. (From The Eddie Cantor Radio Show in the early 1940s)

He is such a schmohawk, he thinks Greenpoint is the tip of a sour pickle.

by Vaildoc February 12, 2018

schmob

to drive, to go somewhere, to do something

Wanna schmob in my car?
Wanna schmob on some grub?

by Max Critchfield June 20, 2003

schmoigle

a small amount

I have a schmoigle of homework to do

by Schmoigle November 10, 2009

Schmoner

A very quiet girl who acts like an angel but is really the devil. She is super nice, and has a bright smile. Her bum is un-normal since its so huge.

I met a Schmoner on the weekend. We drank VodkaAAaa, and went outside in the freezing cold. Her ass was so white and had veins.

by Arexxx January 21, 2009