retro ninja

when you're a 2d ninja in a retro game killing zombies

bro lets play retro ninja

by Jerome steven December 6, 2016

Retroactive masturbation

The act of masturbating to a girl (or guy) from your past who at one point was extremely attractive but is no longer due to aging or weight gain. The masturbator would then jerk off to a mental image of how the once attractive girl looked in the past (retroactively) rather than how she looks currently. This occurs quite often when thinking about aging female celebrities who at point were major sex symbols.

Similar to "nostalgia wank".

Rick: Yo man, did you see Chloë at our ten year high school reunion?

Matt: Yea, brah. She got fat. Fuckin' shame, she used to be sooooo hot.

Rick: I know right? I'm gonna find an old yearbook and beat off to the way she used to look in high school.

Matt: Good ol' retroactive masturbation! Ya know, for a quicker yank, you could just scroll backwards through her Facebook profile photos.

by jodielover81 October 4, 2018

retro yeezys

Retro yeezys,
my mom wears them. They make you look classy. You

“Oh my god only boys wear retro yeezys”

by GiveMeSomeCoke January 11, 2020

Retroity

Our lord and savior who is undercover as a twitch streamer, epic gamer, discord and youtube mod, a meme lord 420, and a proud Texan.

Are you a proud of the Church of Retroity

by OkWasTaken November 2, 2020

Retrocon

Someone who has always held a majority of conservative beliefs (especially in the USA). This is a distinction from fiscal, social, or 'newly converted', conservatives.

Most so-called "neocons" are actually Retrocons, since the word "neocon" has been incorrectly used to the point of irrelevance.

I'm not a neocon, I'm a Retrocon!

by Heywood Jablohmi September 4, 2006

retroactive

a commoner of the second-hand lifestyle not limited to or apart from thrift stores,used CD's tapes and especially 12" vinyl; also close corellation with founders of "fly".

retro active

Sandy is not only an employee at goodwill sh'e also a customer; she's retroactive.

by michael w. brown aka. blublood February 21, 2005

Retro-mondo

A term used to indicate flippant disregard for the rules of intelligent conversation, i.e., a non-sequitur employed to deflect criticism of one’s intellectual lacking, or lackeyism

I’m certain JG will now heap Italian Literature and Cabalistic Retro-Mondo on my head. I’m afraid.

by Byronius August 10, 2006