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robert planting

The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.

Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.
My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)
by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014
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Robertsdale

If you plan on incestful intercourses, then Robertsdale is right up your alley! Without shit to do except go to parties in every other city, these broke ass citizens just park in sonic or hangout in the Walmart parking lot. Full of whores and yee-yee miget dick, they drive around the city blaring their exaught to increase penis size and attract the easiest women in town. If you’re looking for cheap rent or women, then this “family friendly” location is the perfect place for you.
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Robertsdale: Fuck Mexicans!
by arealmanwhodontcareatalllll March 11, 2019
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robera

2 words HUGE DICK! If you see a guy and his name is robera let him fuck you No Cap
he is black and his name is robera
by barramundi hassan March 11, 2021
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oral roberts

When two men give oral pleasure to one man. It's not just one Robert, but two Roberts.
In our gay threesome last night, we totally gave him the oral roberts.
by sarah March 27, 2005
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robert loerwald

sweet huge dick and is the sweetest bf ever he usually is not an asshole and is the best at sex
yung money robert loerwald is a sweet guy
by robbyjbabyy March 12, 2010
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Roberting

To constantly be on one's phone during social situations.
How about you put your phone down and stop Roberting during dinner.
by Uribees January 16, 2014
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robert rooster

My home dog for life and we stroke shafts like a boos and pop caps in each others asses
Me and Robert Rooster celebrate Hump Day daily
by Tray Tray6688 January 29, 2014
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