Full Release

When one masturbates, urinates and has a bowel movement in a row.

Hey, let me have a full release and a shower before you pick me up to go to Toronto.

by 1138 September 17, 2011

The Canterbury Tales Research Paper

The worst piece of shit ever...wastes our lives doing worthless crap that isn't even helping us do anything but hate ourselves....SCREW ENGLISH

1. This research paper sucks more then the Canterbury Tales Research Paper...it's the suxorz

by FallOutBoy March 23, 2005

chakra release

Hand-job. Thank you Al Gore for this definition.

How much extra for a Chakra Release?

by Oregontrials July 22, 2010

French Release

When a chick shoves her finger up a guys ass and massages the prostate while he is cummin during a blowjob.

-Dude how was that chick last night?
-I dont wanna talk about it.
-Why man?
-She gave me a french release....
-OH SHIT MAN that sucks!!!

by brokentofu July 12, 2007

Simultaneous release

when one concurrently urinates and defecates; referenced in the song "Dani California"

I would sure rest in peace after a simultaneous release.

by prague1 June 30, 2006

release the beast

a term that can be used for many differents reasons, like if you are going to the bog for a number 2, or going to get your willy out for your girl, or letting your hamster out for a run

mate im desparate for a poo, frigging constipated ! dude toilets down there, go release the beast

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

repeat offender

Any person who has the annoying habit of re-telling the same joke, repeating a phrase, or repeatedly singing a song while intoxicated.

OMG Ted was such a repeat offender with that lame-ass joke he told 100 times when he was hammered last night. I wanted to punch him in the face!

by mimiparker May 10, 2010