Reading urban dictionary alone at night while also naked as a male

Not a good idea…

It is not good to be Reading urban dictionary alone at night while also naked as a male.

by Forgive Marcel February 16, 2023

thanksgiving ready

when your pants have enough room for you to get fatter

"these extra stretch pants are thanksgiving ready- no muffin top this year!"

by urbandweller16 August 24, 2011

Dready Ready

When your dreads begin to look luxuriant and badass, you can't help but notice how incredibly awesome your dreads are, even friends are amazed by those glorious locks.

1. Informal: "Damn son, your hair is dope. They look Dready Ready!"

2. Hair Care: "I washed & twisted my dreadlocks, now they're Dready Ready."

by Hipster182 January 18, 2017

chip reader

A chip reader is when someone knife hands someone's asshole. The cousin to the credit card swipe.

I just got out of the shower and Morris gave me a chip reader.

by Mastersuperfly March 11, 2017

Wedding Reader

Complete zero who couldn’t make the wedding party cut; pitiful but liiterate attention seeker unable to cope with the anonymity associated with attending a celebration not focused on them.

The wedding reader is photobombing again! Tazer armed!

by TheMissingClown May 11, 2018

Get Ready Gina

There’s a post going around saying to screenshot a photo and post it on your story or “Gina” will come and rape you at 3am. This is known as “Get Ready Gina”

Get Ready Gina - shit this bitch coming to my house at 3am let me post this real quick

by Mommysmilkyay May 19, 2019

U READ MY BIBLE

Something you say to someone if you are right about something and they are wrong but they were being super stubborn and saying they were right. It means for the person in the wrong to try seeing things from your perspective or just to even trust you more often.

Lukas: trust me, chickens don’t lay eggs at all. Are u stupid?
Dylan: yes they do. (Shows proof chickens lay eggs) see? haha, U READ MY BIBLE!

by DankyDyl69 November 7, 2019