Rectumtangle

When an anus suffers so much damage, it becomes completely twisted in itself.

After anal and a huge shit, Sally had herself a nice rectumtangle.

by Yoursecondcousin March 2, 2010

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis. Medical term for the condition where someone has their head up their ass.

Tony:"Our new boss' ideas are running this place into the ground."

Ricky:"Yeah,he suffers from Inverted Cranial Rectumitis."

by ZQ8Playboy January 17, 2009

Rectus Abdominis

The Rectus Abdominis is a long flat muscle that runs down the front of the abdomen. It is more commonly known as a six-pack on the body and can be seen in muscly/athletic people.

"WOW!!! your Rectus Abdominis is huge man, how do you get it like that?"
"You mean my six-pack?, just weight lifting"

by monaro_waky August 4, 2006

rectumify

what you do to get yourself out of a shituation

"What we're gonna do about the GW shituation is rectumify it by voting his ass out of office."

by hoyce May 3, 2008

rectus dominus

Pronounced (rek-toos dom-eh-noos): 1. Latin moniker for one commonly referred to as "ass master."
2. One who reigns supreme over a multitude of "ass masters"

"Rectus Dominus over there said that I have to work late tonight, so I won't be home by 4:20."

by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008

Rectumb

rectumb (rectum)
n. Abbreviation for 'rectangular thumbnail'

1. A thumbnail image with opposite sides equal and parallel and with each interior angle a right angle (90°).

I photoshopped my ex wife's bottom out of our wedding photo and the gap was a perfect rectumb!

by menab0t January 22, 2009

Rektum

Getting your ass kicked so hard that you get completely destroyed.

Having anal sex so hard that you get Rekt.

Man: "Baby, schould we have a nice time?"
Woman: "Ohh yeah, I want a Rektum."

Player 1: "You got rekt."
Player 2: "Yeah, Rektum."

by Urbanionary May 29, 2017