Rachael

A stupid skank who upon reaching the age of 16, runs away with a 28 year old because her mums a psychopath.

OMG, life's hard, gotta do a Rachael

by kaleidoscope420 November 27, 2016

Rachael

Rachael is the type of person who thinks Europe is a country. She thinks 2 plus 2 is 22. She puts the milk then the cereal then the bowl. She seems like she has sort of a bad attitude when you first get to know her but then she turns out worse. She is the annoying coworker type. She sucks.

Wow, Rachael just sneezed in my coffee!

by bobvalk22 December 11, 2018

Rachael

if you're a Rachael, you probably have a slightly humongous obsession with twenty one pilots, harry potter, and the hunger games. you very much care when someone else has the same name as you. you try to avoid drama as much as possible. you're extremely awkward in every situation, especially when someone's asking for help. you read 24/7, but whenever you aren't reading, you're on your phone. you think you're the ugliest piece of trash alive, but you really are truly beautiful. you show way too much affection to book/movie characters than to real people. you are way different on the internet than you are in real life. grammar who? you probably can't tell the different between you're and your. if you're a Rachael, you more than likely suck at math. you want life advice? don't ask a Rachael.

"hey, i need help with my math homework, have any suggestions for who can help me?"
"well, anyone but Rachael, she got a 28 on her math final."

by addictwithabook August 30, 2017

Rachael

A basic bitch that will steal your man that can't dress herself and is a basic hoe!

Rachael a basic hoe I want to stab!!

by Asian2k14 November 10, 2014

Rachael

A less common and not as good version of the name Rachel.

Is that a rachel?
No its a rachael
oh thats not soo good.

by laraaaae May 5, 2009

Rachael and John

two informal names for polar opposites.

Rachael refers to the frivalrous dewgong swimming around the ocean waters yielding a fascination for hispanic guys, yet is oblivious of man's capabilities of using boats to run over their bodies or harpoons to obtain hides; usually eccentric souls who sing really high pitched and will take an eternity to prevent from talking nonsense.

John, on the other hand, refers to the polite, ethical 'white boy' that every conservative parent yearns their daughter to date; he will criticize in every way possible spurting out your flaws and will persist in doing so; sometimes is oblivious to the fun of drinking and marijuana, but hey you can't convince everyone.

and there you have it: opposites

Example of scenario between Rachael and John:

Rachael: *jumping up and down- "yay! hey john! have you heard of the B-52's?!!?"

John: "no, Racheal, in fact im not even highly interested in the sort-"

*puts on record

Rachael: *singing: "Woooh! You're living in your own Private Idaho..."

John: *sighs, "see, i knew we never should've let Jimmy Carter take the presidency

by Mc Lendawg October 20, 2008

Rachael Ray

Rachael Ray is an American television personality, businesswoman, celebrity cook and author according to Wikipedia.

Rachael Ray reminds me of my Health teacher.

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017