Ralphs Italian Ice

An Iconic summer treat on long island, these idiots close in winter too

Wanna get a ralphs Italian Ice? No, its winter dipshit!

by Not goatpersonv2 July 5, 2021

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Ralph Peters

A physical and spiritual vomit of mixed bodily fluids and one's soul and humanity, usually occurring while paying lip service to or performing fellatio on a fascist or Nazi regime, often coinciding with cowardice.

Most people believed the commander was a good man until the Ralph Peters hit the floor.

by OneOfThoseSams June 10, 2013

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Ralph Macchio

Easy caramel chocolate.. I wouldn’t want you to melt. Italian cutie. My man. OG FINE SHYT. Five-star meal. SO FINE. Him in Karate Kid. Him in all the movies. Like come to mama. Such a cutie patootie. I fell in love with him since I’m little.

Ralph Macchio the man you are. He’s such a cutie.

by ralphmacchioswife June 16, 2025

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Ralph Flores

Hot Filipino dude with a plucked hairline and cute and perfect smile annoying sometimes and never listens but always ALWAYS in women’s business like he one of the girls caring and sweet always right and knows best

Ralph Flores being a sassy bitch to filsan

by Filly25 December 5, 2022

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Ralph

Has the best personality in the world and also has the biggest heart in the world. He only loves one and one only in his life and will do anything to keep her in his hands. He will do anything to make her smile just because it is what fills him. He has a huge fucking cock.

I wanna suck your cock ralphie

by Nick er November 23, 2021

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Ralph

You’re so lucky to have a friend called Ralph, Ralphs are the best but only when they’re your friend and nothing more. Don’t fall in love with a Ralph cause they have an attitude to make you the happiest and get your hopes to the highest then crush them the next day like nothing happened between you two.

Girl 1: “ I think I love him, his name is Ralph “
Girl 2: “ Well.. You’re f*cked up, leave him before he leaves you “

by pandorasboxboxbox November 23, 2021

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