butt-to-face ratio

A term used to describe how much sucking up a person does versus normal dignified communication. A high butt-to-face ratio means you are a major kiss-ass.

- "Is it just me, or is Johnson kissing the boss's ass more than usual today?"
- "Johnson? That guy's butt-to-face ratio is always through the roof."

by CCompanies February 4, 2010

sausage to taco ratio

The amount of guys compared to the amount of girls in a group or place.

Guy 1: Hey do you think you could get us into that party?
Guy 2: What's your sausage to taco ratio?
Guy 1: 1 to 1.
Guy 2: Yeah come on over.

by Peaceful Kaos September 9, 2010

white and green ratio

The white-and-green ratio is a quantitative relation between the amounts of lines of text received in a message conversation and the number of lines sent in response. Green refers to the background color of the bubble speech for sent messages in popular applications like WhatsApp or Telegram or iMessage, white is the background color of the bubble speech of received messages; green is always us, white is always the others. The further the ratio is from 1, the more alarming the status of the relationship between the participants.

“I am very interested in what you are doing, and I feel it would be great to hear more about it. Maybe in the next weeks, unless you are very busy. Let me know how you feel, and we can meet up for drinks” if responded: “Yes, Sure” presents a white and green ratio of 4:1 (where four lines of text received a response of 1 line)
A conversation like “I love you” “Me too” has the perfect and ideal white-and-green-ratio of 1:1

by Girls Pearls June 6, 2017

band to orchestra ratio

another way of saying a ratio of one things rating to another with the number 1 for band and 1000000 for orchestra so its a 1:1000000

those two resteraunts have a band to orchestra ratio

by urmomsuckedme October 28, 2019

Thrust-to-bust ratio

The thrust-to-bust ratio is a rudimentary yet effective measure of sexual performance.

The thrust-to-bust ratio can be calculated by dividing the number of in-and-out cycles performed in sexual intercourse (known as the thrust, or T) before nutting by the number of nuts busted during sexual intercourse (known as B).

Hey baby girl I've got an average thrust-to-bust ratio of 140/1 you should come over to mine sometime ;)

by ArabicBlendedCoffee January 28, 2020

L + Ratio

The true signs of degeneracy on the internet

Dude 1: *insert upcoming game here* is going to be mid
Dude 2: L + Ratio + nobody cares

by That's not very paragon! October 29, 2022

ROTO-OOTI

Repressed On The Outside, Obsessed On The Inside. Refers to someone with a desire, usually sexual, that he/she is uncomfortably acknowleging to others, and consequently focuses on obsessively in his/her private life. In extreme cases leads to gay homophobes, etc. Pronounced to rhyme with "toto cutie".

I stumbled across his porn collection, that guy is *so* ROTO-OOTI!

Hypocrites like Jim Bakker are classic ROTO-OOTI.

by kite giedraitis July 28, 2008