I'll be ready in 5 minutes

The validation of Einstein's theory of relativity, in which the concept of five minutes is infinitely elastic, and feminine.

"I'll be ready in 5 minutes" she liked to say, and he knew he could relax for at least an hour.

by Monkey's Dad April 22, 2023

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Get the I'll be ready in 5 minutesmug.

$5 hot-n-ready

A cheap handjob. Usually performed in a shady location, such as an alley or a bathroom. Originated in Philly

"Yo I ran into this hot jawn at the show last night! I was hoping to score afterwards, but all I got was a $5 hot-n-ready in the bathroom."

by Scruffo215 July 13, 2016

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Get the $5 hot-n-readymug.

When something is so good (usually when an experience is enexpected, but doesn't always have to be the case), one needs to tell the world that not just he/she wasn't ready, but because he/she is from North America, the whole nation wasn't also ready. Also said when you are out of the country on vacation.

Svdanilo: "Damnn, these speakers are eargasms"

Svchadwick: "Bro, I'm dancing so hard right now!"

Svjon: "North America ain't ready!!!"

by MasterAsia April 5, 2020

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Get the North America ain't readymug.

the bluetooth device is ready to pair

Also mistaken as, "your bluetooth device is ready to kill." it is used in cheap devices that have bluetooth and for some reason a French girl trying too hard to sound English says "The Bluetooth Device is Ready to Pair"

*some kid turns on their cheap musty dusty crusty spiderman hoverboard*
*beeping* "the bluetooth device is ready to pair"

by EverybodyToilet August 13, 2022

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