quagmiARGHes!

quagmire: a perilous, mixed up and troubled situation; a hopeless tangle; a predicament.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

quagmiARGHes!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about quagmires.

"quagmiARGHes!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 26, 2013

Quagmire'd

when you think a girl is very attractive from behind but when she turns around shes fat and ugly

guy: dude i met this gril at walmart yesterday,she had the fattest ass

friend:worddd you get her number bro?

guy: nah bruh cause when she turned around she was fat as fuck and ugly as shit

friend: HAHA you got quagmire'd dude

by @mikeyylaflare November 16, 2013

Quagmire

Vaermina's realm in Oblivion. It is quite a dark realm, although little is known about it. Erandur, a Dunmer priest of Mara, speaks somewhat of the place.

Vaermina resides in a strange realm known as Quagmire... a nightmarish land where reality shifts upon itself in seemingly impossible ways.

by HollyRolo September 25, 2015

quanolinificate

adj. The act of vomiting into an alcoholic beverage and then drinking it.

He quanolinificated his vodka & orange.

by KYleb March 12, 2016

quagelly

A woman who is pretentious old and cunty.

"She was a quagelly bitch!"

by Sray March 28, 2016

Quagmire

Glenn Quagmire or just Quagmire is a fictional character from the cartoon Family Guy. He is the sex crazed perverted Neighbor of the Griffins who is always horny and will bang just about every chick he meets.

He went so Quagmire last night.

by Adjsoto August 8, 2016

Quagmire

Glenn Quagmire, or commonly referee to as just Quagmire, is a fictional character from the T.V. Show Family Guy. He is the sex crazed perverted neighbor of the Griffins who is always horny and will bang just about every chick he meets.

"He went so Quagmire last night"

by Adjsoto August 8, 2016