putin

putin - the unit of measurement of military defeats or the level of transparency of lies.

Popular synonyms: khuylo xujˈɫo, dovboyob dɔu̯bɔˈjɔb, moth.

- Let's play SC2 again?

- You're no fun to play with, your strategy is almost 1 putin...

- What are you talking about?! Only the Johnsons don't know about your adventures, for they're deaf - your lies have reached 0.9 putin!

by Chippogratum January 9, 2025

Putin

Non-medical term for a micro-penis.

A man with a statistically smaller penis or genitals.

A dick of small stature.

She really liked the guy, but they broke up after things got physical a she saw that he had a Putin.

It is rumored Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos built a large phallic rocket for space travel to psychologically compensate for his Putin.

by Conejo Macbunny March 18, 2022

Putin’s favorite congressman

Russia’s nickname for Dana Rohrabacher

Putin’s favorite congressman hired Jordan Thomas Cooper making him the first African-American speechwriter for his district.

by Coop Dupe June 9, 2022

putin effect

Change destiny with lies.

The putin effect means to disrupt the outcome of a sacred act.

The Trump campaign was defined by the putin effect.

by HostRep January 7, 2017

Putinism

To be stupid and lie. Retarded.

Teacher: Shelly! That is complete putinism!

by Stickybug February 25, 2022

putin uses the n word

When the Russian president, "Vladimir Putin" uses the N word, referring to the word, "Nuclear". It is commonly used by the president and is invoked to strike fear upon opposing leaders.

Trump: "Putin uses the N word, he uses the N word all the time."

by brick wall 47 February 26, 2024

Putin

A sad sack of rubbish that should've burned with the fall of the Soviet Union, but remained and the repugnant odour has permeated deep within the world.

Hey, want to go to the shopping centre later? Can't. I'm trying to get the Putin out of my upholstery, smells like an assclown and a dumpster fire had a baby.

by BlurbinOutfooters March 10, 2022