Platinum Puss

A Platinum Puss is a vagina that can add youth to a woman by sucking a mans soul through her vagina, adding a youthful appearance to the owner and her expiration date. Women with a platinum puss usually live longer than land tortoises averaging around 200 years old. The vagina is tighter then Donald Trump, and as moist as the amazon jungle. The secretions are thick and slimy, so much, that the woman must wear a maxi-pad 24/7.

Bruh, Terri made me cum in 15 seconds with her platinum puss!!!

by Coolbreezex82x July 9, 2022

Puss Boul

being a pussy
acting corney

Galen your a puss boul

by m.dat.boul October 29, 2009

puss pirate

1. A person who commits illegal pussy penetration while victim is sleeping.

2. Any plunderer, predator, etc.: confidence men or slumlord who takes advantage of the pussy while drunk or physically incapacitated.

I feel guilty; that girl I took home being so drunk, fell asleep and I had no choice but to puss pirate her.

by FOJB February 23, 2008

Alligator puss

Something so good

Bruh that macaroni was so alligator puss

by Ryan hoggins November 25, 2016

puss party

A party where u find lot of pussy offerings.

Yo!! lets hit puss party!! we'll get all kinda pussy cuisines there!!!

by UrbanMads December 2, 2013

Pig puss

When Brad gets cold his manhood resembles a pigs puss!

Brad has a pig puss about camping in the northeast in November.

by Edogg August 29, 2017

puss stain

The stain on an item of clothing resulting from a wet puss grinding on it

Did you piss yourself?
Nah that's just a puss stain from Chelsea

by PussStain September 30, 2015