The Sock Puppet

note: you have to be pretty strong to do this, or have a midget girlfriend.

hokay, what you do is get your girlfriend and/or slut and you start to fist her. once youre safely inside, you lift her up in the air with the hand inside her cooch, effectively making it look as though you have a puppet on that hand.

"dear god, i dont think ill ever have kids after the sock puppet john pulled on me last night!"

by the bassist May 14, 2008

Singer Puppet

Unyielding fan of director Bryan Singer, who insults anyone who dares criticize his films. The Singer Puppet is impressed by his ability to make superhero films that "have an actual plot" (read: are pretentious and don't have much action) and buys that he's truly a fan of Superman. Usually thinks THE USUAL SUSPECTS is a great film, but didn't before X-MEN was released; and considers SUPERMAN RETURNS his crowning achievement.

Some Singer Puppet didn't like it when I suggested that Lois Lane shouldn't be played by someone who look like they're in high school, especially when the plot revolves around "our savior" Superman knocking her up.

by [e-mail] June 23, 2008

sock puppet suprise

When you surprise a woman with an erect boner covered by a sock. She will then mate with you.

"hey i totally got laid last night cus i gave that bitch a sock puppet suprise.

by Anulgultch January 31, 2014

Pussy Puppet

noun. A gorgeous lady whom attracts every guy that sets eyes upon her. Similar to how moths are attracted to lights at night.

That hot white bitch from S7 is a Pussy Puppet!

by Ohshitt October 14, 2014

soapy the hand puppet

To masturbate in the shower.

He was playin' with Soapy the Hand Puppet last night.

by cementshoes November 18, 2006

fish fillet sock puppet

a word used to describe a man stealing slut

sarah: im sorry to hear about those fish fillet sock puppets hailey and kylah i cant believe they stole your boyfriend from you like that

natalia: thank you they are such fish fillet sock puppets

by niallsbabe45 April 17, 2015

shady finger puppet

Sexual maneuver where you insert your index finger in the girl's anus with your palm up. Using the other hand, spread her vag lips. Now push your finger up past the taint so that a "pink finger puppet" comes out of the spread lips. Make puppet dance and sing as necessary.

"hey Mark, want to see my shady finger puppet show?"

by Terryfied February 15, 2005