Puerto Rican Bidet

The Puerto Rican Bidet is an act performed in the shower after a good shit. After shitting and not wiping, one enters the shower, bends over like a mule, and utilizes the shower water to cleanse the asshole of fecal matter. Very environmentally friendly. Save the trees; utilize the Puerto Rican Bidet.

I save money and trees by not using toilet paper and utilizing the Puerto Rican Bidet.

by Albert Einswine December 7, 2018

Puerto Rican neck massage

When one person straddles another persons neck with their butt cheeks, and proceeds to fart.

Bob really does stink after he got that Puerto Rican neck massage, but at least he feels better!

by Buttcrust Bobby December 15, 2019

Puerto Rican Kiss

term used to describe when a man rolls his "Rs" while going down on a women.

P1: How was your date last night?
P2: Amazing!! He gave me a Puerto Rican Kiss. I was cumming all over the place.
P1: Does he have a brother?

by BabySmoothKraken January 29, 2020

Puerto Rican Women

Extremely loyal, loves showing affection, Super crazy but won’t ever leave your side, Dances when eating, and is every guys dream girl

You love her bro...?
Hell yeah she’s a Puerto Rican Women
How does she act...?
Crazy but she’s loyal bro

by gangbagnger October 1, 2020

A Pugernutter

Pugernutter
The use of a sticky substance to attract a dog to lick your genitals

After being away for the weekend I walked in on my brother Dennis giving my dog Zoe a Pugernutter in his Westfield home.

by tom121999 June 11, 2008

art-puberty

art-puberty mass noun
when an artist's technique or style gradually advances/improves without force/attempt.

jasmine had been working so hard, she finally got the art-puberty she was waiting for.

by Killossal August 2, 2016

Pugernutter

The use of a sticky substance to attract a dog to lick your genitals

After being away for the weekend I walked in on my brother Dennis giving my dog Zoe a Pugernutter in his Westfield home.

by tom121999 June 11, 2008