phalangalator

Very Simply, a Finger Shark.

Most commonly drawn to “bitches who talk too much”. These phalangalators possess what can be best described as a semi-sinister desire, a primal-esque if you will, craving to devour those hideous, audible squawkings, then turn immediately to, unapologetically, “back-alley-style” slam them down into the deepest, darkest recesses of his self loathing gut.

AHHHHHHHH.....!!!!!!!!
PHALANGALATORS......
When they’ve satisfactorily concluded this birth right, they simply “phalangatate” on their merry way🐋

Yeah, Great Whites get all the hype, but the real bad-asses are those Phalangalators!!!

by Space Cowboy & Pyramid Builder July 4, 2022

Phalactites

The jizz-based Artex on a teenaged boys bedroom ceiling

If you’re going into Nathan’s bedroom, mind your head on the phalactites

by Tominator July 6, 2022

Phalacrophobia

It is the fear of balding. A lot of teachers at Freeport High School might have it because they are still holding on to the little hair they have left.

Person: I have Phalacrophobia.
Person 2: What is that?
Person: It is the fear of balding.
Person 2: *Shows person pictures of people balding*
Person: *Screams and hides back in closet.*

by Alter_Karma October 2, 2022

phallectomy

1. (surgery) removal of a dick.
2. (politics) removal of a Dick.
3. (politics, borrowed from Ukrainian) removal of Huylo.

2. Arthur Bremer attempted a phallectomy on April 13, 1972.
3. I can't wait for Russia to get a phallectomy!

by J Random Hacker December 21, 2022

Phallacy

It is a lie that all who believes in it gets fucked over

Phallacy is used in the same context as fallacy. it is a play on words. examples are believing that you will be happier being poor, believing that your GF isn't cheating on you, the media doesn't lie

by Want some gas? February 11, 2023

Phallacy

Phallacy: the false belief that one has a large penis

Mike was talking shit swinging his dick around like he's working with something massive. It's a total phallacy, he's hung like a squirrel!

by DeepMatchSean May 26, 2023

phallicillac

used to describe a phallice like human (people whose names have start with a "ph" or a "fe"

Phallice, stop being a phallicillac cunt and join us for this game

by implasmatbh July 3, 2023