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Proper Gandalf
Synonym: Serendipity... the right place at the right time.

A wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he needs to.
That were proper Gandalf lad, you showing up when you did.
by Vemtrex September 10, 2020
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Proper ding dang do

Popularised by Ollie ball and his friend Jacob, this word is perfect response when reviewing something or it’s so awkward there’s nothing to say
Attie: my boy best friend is coming over, but i promise nothing will happen

Dan: that’s a proper ding dang do
by ChristipherROBBIN April 18, 2021
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I’m going to take a proper bath.
by crazy=genius November 25, 2018
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Proper Ank

Ank Marvin, = Starvin. To be proper Ank is to be REALLY hungry. Taking Hunger to the extreme.
"Im proper Ank today" I went to work this morning and I was proper ank marvin.
by 1dilemma January 20, 2011
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horny proper

Someone who tries to become the girlfriend of a Twitch Streamer by being the most proper, politically correct pussy in the chatroom.
1mailman is a horny proper
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Proper Metal

The absolute purest form of Heavy Metal music.

For relatively new bands who have taken inspiration from The Metal Gods.

The Proper Metal sound is personified by screaming guitars with face melting solos, thunderous drums and pounding basslines.

Proper Metal singing styles can vary, but they usually share a powerful and energetic quality. This could be anything from Ozzy Osbourne's signature growl to Rob Halford's soaring high notes. Proper metal lyrics often deal with dark or serious subjects, like war, rebellion, and the occult. They can also be fantastical or explore mythology and history.

To be classified as Proper Metal the dress code is critical and comprises the following:

Leather (black or white)
Other proper metal band T shirts
Studs & bullet belts
Bare chests are encouraged

Long hair (when possible)
A single member sporting a strong moustache is not uncommon.
Denim (if worn) must be torn or aged
*Bright blue spandex is also perfectly acceptable.

*dryrobes and anything frilly pink in colour is absolutely not acceptable.

Proper Metal equipment is mainly electric:
Flying V guitars or similar

Firebird basses or similar

Way too many amps
Absolutely MASSIVE drum kit

* A mic stand that can be thrown about easily

* under no circumstances should the mic stand be so big that you can either mount it or hide behind it. That is NOT proper Metal!
That is not proper metal and I don’t like it.

The opposite to proper metal is the sophisticated “clever Metal” and the two should not be confused.
by Onesmartfella March 31, 2024
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