Poonarnia

A Poonarnia is a poonani that is deceptively large. Who's outward appearance is of tightness, but the internal properties are of mythical proportions.

"mate, banged a girl with a poonarnia last night, couldn't feel shit mate."

"Babes, I can't wait to be in that tight, tight pussy....... oh... there's enough room for me and Aslan in here. "

by LIAM & MATT March 31, 2013

poon berry

(n) - poon, or vulva that possesses genital warts (berries)

I was watching this sensual French film and my wang was as hard as a prosthetic leg until I noticed her poon berry.

by halfincher April 9, 2014

Blue poon

To "blue ball" a woman. When you can't pleasure a woman to full satisfaction which ultimately leads to her not being able to orgasm.

"finish what you started asshole and don't blue poon me"

by proudropanimal March 21, 2010

Winnie the Poon

Someone who likes to put their hand/mouth into the 'honey pot'.

Man he love the honey pot... must be a Winnie the Poon.

by F_loot April 14, 2011

Poon Blazer

The act of blowing marijuana smoke into a girls pussy and then sucking it back out.. for the ULTIMATE HIGH.

Last nite i had some really good weed and my girlfriend told me she wanted me to do the poon blazer on her.

by shanef;lf; February 27, 2009

poon typhoon

A swarm of girls, particularly at a night club, that move throughout an area leaving disappointment.

Duder 1: "Yo man watch out there's a poon typhoon comin'!"

Duder 2: "Awwww snap! Damn these girls are fine."

Duder 1: "You ok man?"

Duder 2: "Yea doggy, I think I got some blue balls though."

by westfalia December 15, 2009

Poon Repellant

Any aspect of a male's apperance, personality, possessions, etc. that might prevent him from getting laid.

"Wow, those man-boobs you got going on there are first class poon repellant."

"You think you're getting laid in that '82 Tercell? Ha, that thing's poon repellant hardcore."

by Nope4810 May 16, 2005