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Professional Randomist

A Professional Randomist is someone with a wide and random assortment of skills. So random and wide that it is hard to describe their special talents and skills or a particular thing that they are good at.
Samantha knows how to do so many thing that it's hard to describe what kind of skills she has. She must be a Professional Randomist.
by ChibiAngel86 April 21, 2009
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Professional beer drinker

One who is an expert at the art of drinking beers.
Someone who can handle large quanities of beer in one day.
#1Rick was impressed by Profesional beer drinker Karl feat of drinking 18 beers and still play a mean game of bags, and he was textdrinking.

#2Danko can only handle 3 to 5 beers before he breaks his seal or is drunk. No way will he ever be a professional beer drinker.
#3Rich, Lou and Karl are a team of professional beer drinkers called the 250lb man club!
by Krazy K Mooghasi June 20, 2009
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Professor Merryweather

Is everyones favorite weather man, lunatic, midnightlover.
Loves Carrie Underwood and Elle Woods and plays monopoly often.
by SuggaDaddyV June 28, 2009
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professor dickdouche

A sentient entity who is in the state of being dick and a douche at the same time
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.
teacher: BE QUIIIIEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Me: OK professor dickdouche
by wangjiahua December 11, 2010
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professional bullshitter

Someone who is so good at lying that you believe them even when you know they are probably lying.
Boy: I love you forever, I always have.

Girl: you always say that but then every time I believe you, you disappear.

Boy: I don't what got into me in the past i am so sorry. Honestly you are always on my mind. I promise I am not going anywhere this time.

Girl: you are a Professional Bullshitter how can I believe you.

Boy: because it's true this time and you feel it. I love you I do.

Girl: ya, I love you too.

A few days later Boy acts as though Girl doesn't exist.
by With Love chris June 29, 2016
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Dirty protester

This is a person so angry or disturbed with life, that upon entering a toilet cubicle they will poo in their hand and wipe it on and around the cubicle and surrounding area.
Giles; for fuck sake I'm so pissed off with life.

Jack; you just need to express yourself.

Nirav; i agree why don't you go and do a dirty protester?
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Liberal A.K.A Antiwar protester

One who voices his or her opinion over issues they feel strongly about or disagree with.

Thomas Jefferson once said, "Dissent is the pinnacle of patriotism." To be completely honest, I hold higher regard for Thomas Jefferson than for Dubya and people on Urban Dictionary who claim that protest equals "taking advantage of freedom" and degradation of America.
Liberal A.K.A Antiwar Protester: Dude, why is marijuana illegal? What's wrong with gay marriage? Wasn't wiretapping without a court warrant explicitly prohibited in the Federal International Surveillance Act from the days of the Nixon administration? That's fucked up! Let's go protest and try to change what we disagree with, rather than accepting it like timid sheep!
by woah, it's john! January 28, 2006
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