Bleach and a priest

Things that people with a dirty mind need. Bleach to clean and a priest to take away the sins

Ew that’s gross! You need some bleach and a priest

by Ebbsbebs November 26, 2018

a rape of priests

collective noun (eg. a murder of crows) to describe a group of priests.

be careful timmy, i hear there is a rape of priests lurking around camp.

by Anony666mous December 15, 2019

Turd of prey

A big, fresh dog poo waiting just around a busy corner to ruin a poor, unsuspecting pedestrian’s day

I was out jogging in my brand new, white sneakers yesterday, turned into north street and went surfing on a massive turd of prey! I swear it was just waiting to ruin my trainers. I spent 5 hours cleaning cack out of the soles with my mum’s toothbrush!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020

preyarific slut-whore

A girl with such a fantastic appetite for a good shag that she does anything that moves, resulting in ferocious bouts of genital warts.

Jack called Jill a preyarific slut-whore. she slapped him. then shoved her minge in his face.

by jackydagayboy October 18, 2005

Priesting

When a religious male engages in coitus with an underage child of the male persuasion.

Lately, they're all priesting little boys.

by dmitri novak November 8, 2010

Priest Tea

The intoxicating sweat of little molested alter boys that the priest drinks in his off time.

After his sermon father desmond sat down and drink a cup of Priest Tea

by JahRezac September 26, 2010

privy member

A penis; a genitalia of a male. Used by Aristophanes in “Aristophanes’ Speech from Plato’s Symposium”.

And second place, the primeval man was round, is back and sides for me circle; and get for hands and the same number of feet, one head with two faces, looking opposite ways, set on a round neck and precisely alike; four ears, to Privy members, and the remainder to correspond

by Bobby’s.Princess February 8, 2018