Eco from the word Ecology, poser meaning one who tries to fit into a set idea or look for the pure esthetics, not truly believing in what they are doing or pretending to be.
An eco-poser is that person, we all know at least one, who buys all the eco-friendly non-toxic household products, organic local growns, hybrids and other 'green'ery. They really do not 'do' anything to help our earth, they just purchase over priced stuff from companies that try to help. So they wear the hemp and eat the organic, but do they actually take time out of there cell phone lives to give a helping hand? There lies the poser.
An eco-poser is that person, we all know at least one, who buys all the eco-friendly non-toxic household products, organic local growns, hybrids and other 'green'ery. They really do not 'do' anything to help our earth, they just purchase over priced stuff from companies that try to help. So they wear the hemp and eat the organic, but do they actually take time out of there cell phone lives to give a helping hand? There lies the poser.
Ian was not an eco poser. The persistent permeation of French fries in his house was a dead give away.
Emma is such an eco poser dressed in her pseudo crunchie clothing, hanging out at starbucks, never using a togo cup.
Emma is such an eco poser dressed in her pseudo crunchie clothing, hanging out at starbucks, never using a togo cup.
by stacey ristuccia May 25, 2006
Get the eco poser mug.Ok to start off emo posers are really annoying they claim they are emo but when situations change so does there persona.
1. They have the "image" of an emo (the hair, tight pants, keys clipped onto their belt loop, "a must have emo band shirt to signify there emoness")
2. The are not really emotional its an act to get some dipshit girl to like them. i.e. they cant write poems or play guitar (when they try they turn the distortion up to 10 and cant even finish a fucking guitar riff) sometimes they will even try to sing! *person shoots themselves with gun*
3. The biggest thing is there "adaptabiltiy" heres a perfect example... i was at this rap/emo band concert a couple weeks back. the first act was this horrendous rap group sure enough all the wannabe emos are trying to dance really fast like a black guy "you know all the usher shit" and trying to show off for their girls i was about to slap one of them because the fakeness was getting to me...., but heres the clincher when the emo band comes on there all back to crying NOT there moshing? yeah since when do emos mosh whatever happened to sit and cry in the corner because i ran out of tampons? hmm im not sure
4 actually heres the best part once the shows over there all quiet and sad and regular emo whats that all about?
ugh the mysterious mind of a person wanting to fit in...
POSERS! stay away from these people
1. They have the "image" of an emo (the hair, tight pants, keys clipped onto their belt loop, "a must have emo band shirt to signify there emoness")
2. The are not really emotional its an act to get some dipshit girl to like them. i.e. they cant write poems or play guitar (when they try they turn the distortion up to 10 and cant even finish a fucking guitar riff) sometimes they will even try to sing! *person shoots themselves with gun*
3. The biggest thing is there "adaptabiltiy" heres a perfect example... i was at this rap/emo band concert a couple weeks back. the first act was this horrendous rap group sure enough all the wannabe emos are trying to dance really fast like a black guy "you know all the usher shit" and trying to show off for their girls i was about to slap one of them because the fakeness was getting to me...., but heres the clincher when the emo band comes on there all back to crying NOT there moshing? yeah since when do emos mosh whatever happened to sit and cry in the corner because i ran out of tampons? hmm im not sure
4 actually heres the best part once the shows over there all quiet and sad and regular emo whats that all about?
ugh the mysterious mind of a person wanting to fit in...
POSERS! stay away from these people
Emo Poser: Rock On Dude!
Emo: I thought you were emo
Emo Poser: oh yeah sorry *sob* my gf left me because i whined to much
Emo: No i think she realized that your totally fake
Emo Poser: This Is Real! Look at my tears!
Emo: Why are you putting eyedrops in?
Emo Poser: SHUTUP!
Emo: I thought you were emo
Emo Poser: oh yeah sorry *sob* my gf left me because i whined to much
Emo: No i think she realized that your totally fake
Emo Poser: This Is Real! Look at my tears!
Emo: Why are you putting eyedrops in?
Emo Poser: SHUTUP!
by im so emo i cry? sure December 10, 2005
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Means "to put the horns on". When someone puts the horns on their significant other means they cheated on them. They "made a fool" of that person. A guay (way) is an ox or slow dumb animal made for work. When you "put the horns on" your spouse, you turned them into a guay. It is an insult to call someone a guay, or say that someone is putting the horns on him. It's worse than calling a man a fool, but more like...he's being "played for a fool". It's a deep insult to call a Mexican Male a guay or say "te va poner los cuernos" because it not only emasculates the man, but it's insulting his lady as well bu insinuating she is a cheater/ho/slut/whore/puta. This is why Mexican women will cut a guy who calls her man a "guay"...or says "te puso los cuernos". It is now used casually like fucker and dick are used instead of saying dude, or homie. Ex..."Hey fucker, we gonna hit the club tonight?" It isnt calling him a real "fucker" but in place of dude. Same way "guay" is used. Ex. "Hey Guay, vamos al baile o que onda?"
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she was flopping around like a fish on dry land, so i had to execute the old pomeranian grenadier on her
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