potato calves

A person's tan, crusty, and lumpy calves, usually exposed when they roll up their pants to play basketball.

Hey Reche, pull up your pants, we don't want to see those nasty potato calves.

by FlashBulb June 5, 2003

Potato chips

The best vegetable.

I love to eat potato chips.

by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017

Loaded Baked Potato

Hooking up with an extremely inebriated chick and fucking her brains out until she barfs, then cumming on top of the barf pile.

I met this chick at the bar last night and it turned in to a Loaded Baked Potato.

by THAT GUY NUMBER 2 June 8, 2009

cleveland baked potato

The act of lining a woman's mouth with aluminum foil, and proceeding to take a huge shit in the foil.

Cynthia immensely enjoyed last night's cleveland baked potato as a midnight snack.

by Bothee August 24, 2006

gay potato

A super gay homo potato if you managed to ever see this gay potato stay away the gay potato is vary dangerous

This gay potato ate my baby

by King of yeet a September 17, 2018

I can count to potato.

This response is necessary when an internet comment, post or blog is so ridiculous that no other response can be given.

"When I was a child Jesus Christ took me onto a UFO and showed me the future with multicolored Lego sculptures."

That's awesome! I can count to potato.

by Chipperlew August 6, 2012

big potato

someone very important or famous,like dignitary,magnifico or celebrity.

Stephen Spielberg is a big potato in Hollywood.

by superyellow September 7, 2006