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awesome my possum

Not Awesome.
"St. Anger by Metallica Awesome?! AWESOME MY POSSUM!"
by sheeps September 8, 2003
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Posémon

Term describing the 'poser' Pokémon of the newer generations which wholeheartedly fail to capture the general spirit and imagination which represented the popular Pocket Monsters of generations I & II, and a few of III & IV. Often these Posémon are poor man's rehashes of well-known classic Pokémon, such as the lolworthy Woobat (Zubat), Purrloin (Glameow) or simply consist of something ridiculous like an ice cream cone which gains a scoop upon each evolution. (It's funny 'cause it's true)
Pokéfan 1: So, you hyped about the new Pokémon Black & White games?!
Pokéfan 2: No, those Posémon all look retarded, I'll just stick with the classics thanks...

Idiot: Z0mg! Gen V is liek sooo awesome!!11!one!
Prettycoolguy: nope.avi
by ChurKirby April 28, 2011
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postmodern

whatever you want it to mean. A generation X that thinks outside of the box or has abandoned many if not all of the norms/precepts of a postwar generation
He said "no i'm not going to the wedding, photoshop me in later" well that's a bit too postmodern!
by planit August 23, 2005
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possum

Veracious nocturnal pest thats gets powned by lead pellets in the head.
" ohh man that possum got owned, lets go check it out"
by butch March 29, 2005
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fat possum pussy

Pussy so open you say hi to your kids before the even pop out.
Damn baby you got a fat possum pussy! Is were all the marsupials go.
by shdh July 11, 2016
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possuming

A random act similar to planking and/or owling. Possuming is the act of laying with your knees bent at your sides and your head in your hands on random objects or in random places.
Dude, I wanna go possuming tonight. You down?
I'm so down.
by possumjunky July 27, 2011
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postman pat

when a guy puts his penis through a expanded ear, like a 30mm.
dude: "hey, wannuh postman pat?"

chick: "sure thing, wheres your magic parcel ;)"
by meg. April 18, 2008
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