by El_Durazno July 06, 2020
by GregoryGordan April 14, 2014
by El_chopo May 14, 2021
When you go into the bathroom after your grandpa has just finished taking a #2 and find piece of poo that has stuck to the toilet seat
Man I hate it when grandpa visits for the weekend because he always leaves porcelain pattys for me to find when he finishes using the bathroom
by Zaklore July 12, 2023
by Kavalier Picard February 19, 2016
An instrument played by using the toilet when all you have to give it is the air from your ass in different strengths to create a combination of high and low pitched notes.
After a long night of eating chimichangas, I had the pleasure of playing the porcelain harmonica and was able to play a version of Beethoven’s “Symphony No. 6” with the beautiful instrument.
by colintaylorful October 20, 2017
After a night out when your vomiting in the toilet and rest your head on the cool porcelain, giving you the feeling of utter bliss.
Deb went out last night and drunk way more then she should have. During the morning she experienced the porcelain bliss.
by Industries. March 26, 2019