porcelain closet

porcelain closetis when a man with high sexual auras seduces a girl then decides the sex was good enough and he doesn't actually love her a hoe a whore

she doesn't respect herself shes a total porcelain closet

by legionaire4443 July 9, 2019

Shattering the porcelain throne

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner

I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne

by theduchess22 February 1, 2025

Porcelain Nuke

The act of shitting so hard, that you end up shattering the toilet bowl, sending porcelain shrapnel rocketing out of the bottom portion of the toilet, severing your ankles and rendering you a cuck.

Christopher Poole porcelain nuked the toilet soooooo hard the other day...Oh and he's a cuck.

by homosexualsapien January 30, 2015

Porcelain Chipper

A person who, while standing up at a urinal, launches his urine out so hard and heavy, it can break (or chip) the porcelain.

Jason can stand 15 feet away from the urinal and still comfortably navigate his urine in for a safe landing. It's the reason we call him a porcelain chipper.

by Yazorillowitz June 10, 2024

Porcelain Berry

A porcelain berry is a type of weed

"Dude you just smoked the porcelain berry weed you're so fucked!"

by chronicrow December 26, 2022

Porcelain Challenge

A popular internet challenge involving teenagers grinding down their parent's antique china into a fine powder, and snorting the ground up porcelain like cocaine.

"Hey dude, did you see that new viral video of the Porcelain Challenge on TikTok?"

by Anon.Reporter October 2, 2022

Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.

7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.

by frishy August 30, 2022