porch nigga

ever go into a black naborhood? all the niggas are on the porch! a porch nigga is the black person who breaks out the 50 year old lawn chair, and just sits on thier porch all day. hence the name, porch nigga

"oh look niggas on the porch!" "look at the porch niggas" "theres one...and another!...niggas on the porch...porch niggas!"

by mynameisv April 2, 2007

porch

The "porch" is the steel grated platform at either end of a 48.( A 48 is a kind of freight train car that is known and recognizable by tramps and Graf artists)

"we were riding a freight train through the desert at night and we just sat on the porch and drank wine"

by Beau Coulon January 14, 2008

porch sucker

n. This expression is rooted in Confederate America when cruel and unusual punishment was a common thing. The porch sucker, much like a cotton picker, was a deliquent servant. This bottom feeder was sentenced to sucking the plantation porch clean on hands and knees until thy had served their time.

In modern times the porch sucker is some crazy ass fool who has neglected his/her duties as a friend, or stood you up to hook up with the opposite sex.

v. You can also say "this sucks a porch!". This implys a great distaste for some form of delinquency or inadequacy.

"I can't believe you ditched me to suck her porch"

"God, my stupid porch sucking friends are so unreliable!"

"@#?!!@! PORCH SUCKER!!@@#@!?!"

by Genemarie August 12, 2005

porch cricket

An African American man, living on welfare, hollering at hoodrat hoes also utilizing welfare... From his porch.

I was rolling through the good lookin to buy some dope when a porch cricket approached me, chirpin! That shit was wack!

by G-M$ney June 15, 2014

hillbilly porch

A small wooden deck, typically built of pallets or other cheapy obtained wood, frequently used outside of pole barns, detached garages, or other out-buildings. A great place to drink beer (or moonshine) and admire your dogs (or chickens).

We drank beer on the hillbilly porch waiting for the NASCAR race to start.

by Casey Mayfield March 3, 2007

Back Porch

Verb. To take a shot by having it poured down the back and ass crack of a man, usually after losing a bet.

My mouth is on fire after back porching fireball.

by Hot shot December 16, 2013

porchmonkey

i lazy black negro.

Look at that lazy porchmonkey asleep in that watermelon patch.

by tony June 26, 2006