skater poof 

A male "Skater Boi" who was emotionally devoted to Avril. Upon the impending marriage of Avril, the Skater Boi attempted to express their frustration through skateboarding. When that failed to soothe the emotional loss, the skater boi turned gay.

Kearney used to like Avril, but now he won't quit looking at Norton's butt.

skater poof by Rupert September 25, 2004

fucking poof 

well who else would exactly match such an insult? BILLY! yes u, im talking to YOU. URE A FUCKING POOF! (u do know this is a joke dont u?)

bill

fucking poof by arm July 30, 2003

Mcfart-poof 

When you sneeze, cough, cum and shit yourself all at the same time!

Ooooh, I jus did a Mcfart-poof!.

Oh Man! Joey just let out a Mcfart-poof!

Mcfart-poof by Mcfart-poofer May 13, 2010

Volksy poof 

One who loves his volkswagon, but is clearly a butt fucking fairy man.

Chris: Look at my new Volksy.

Passer by: Your a Volksy poof!

Volksy poof by Don't swear at me! March 30, 2010

makeout hair poof thing 

adjective - when your hair forms a wave-like existence that would be the result of a good, hard makeout

Anna's pictures of me are awful, especially with that makeout hair poof thing.

makeout hair poof thing by cadencezonks May 10, 2011

man-poof

Any body poof made specifically for a man

BF-Come check out how soft and supple my skin is baby

GF- Umm, thats nice love, but I dont really notice anything different

BF- Well you should because I used this hard core body scrubber

GF- Baby, That aint nothin but a man-poof

man-poof by Phoenix Jones May 19, 2010

Slurp-poof 

The act in which a woman gets her lovehandles transferred to her breasts for implants.

Yeah, she totally got the slurp-poof... and it looks GREAT.

Slurp-poof by omiftw August 7, 2010