When you drive faster than the speed limit, trying to get home in a hurry, because you're having a number 2 emergency.
Travis had to go so bad, he was racing down the road, and a cop pulled him over while he was poop-speeding.
by Jakebreak July 7, 2009
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by ditooooooooooooos April 4, 2022
Get the dog poop pee uh oh *dire h as* mug.Fecal matter that contains trace spices, peppers, chilis, or oils from the person's last meal, causing the pooper anal discomfort or burning, ranging from mild to severe. This discomfort occurs while pooping and possibly up to 24 hours thereafter, dependent on level of spiciness of the consumed food.
Dude, after eating "El Burrito Diablo" from that mexican place, I have had spicy poop 3 times this morning alone. This is worse than when i ate the Atomic Wings!
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After being stuck in a meeting for two hours Jack ran to the bathroom and had a poop-gasm in stall #2.
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I sat down to crap, and by the time I stood up to examine my handiwork, I saw that it was an invisible ghost poop.
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