Pizza Mouth

The burning of the inside of your mouth due to eating too-hot pizza, specifically the blistering and peeling of the roof of the mouth. Caused in particular by searing hot cheese.

You do not have to be intoxicated for this to happen, you just need to be hungry.

Some idiot: "Balls, this pizza is too hot and now my mouth is burnt and peeling and stuff"
Some idiot's friend: "Sounds like you got a bad case of pizza mouth."

by fug91 September 3, 2010

pizza party

(n.) any unusually difficult workout for a sport; often the coach's only means of palliation to his or her team is to provide pizza afterward.

Coach- "Get some good sleep tonight, boys. You'll need it for tomorrow."
Guy 1- "Oh shit, looks like Coach is planning a pizza party for us."
Guy 2- "Fuck a duck man, I can't run any more laps!"

by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011

Nose Pizza

A euphemism for cocaine

“Lemme get a slice of some nose pizza”

by Dunkin_Johnson December 7, 2021

pizza cramps

when you eat so much pizza you have cramps and can’t move

Kevin: Yo did you eat that whole pizza by yourself
Jessica: Yes now my stomach is killing me
Kevin: That’s cause you have pizza cramps

by ACM15 May 24, 2020

pizza bread

Bread with spaghetti sauce and melted cheese on top. The best use for leftover spaghetti.

I was sick of spaghetti so I just made some pizza bread.

by imasalamander August 22, 2008

Irish pizza

Imported cheese from China when the box says “100% Irish mozzarella “the fecking liars they are

“Irish Pizza is the nicest! But one problem is that they have Chinese cheese on them....”

by reekyborra March 20, 2020

pizza boner

Enlarged erection due to the warmth and good smell that comes from pizza on your lap.

"Hey have you been to La Ventina's recently?"
"Yeah that place gives me a massive pizza boner!"

by Sick Majors December 6, 2013