I derivative of pity sex. When a action sports company sponsors and individual in exchange for promoting their goods not on the basis of being top talent but granting them status because they make up for lack of talent in other areas such as stoke, balls or age.
I can't believe that fat middle aged long boarder got sponsored by Breaking Boards just because he has more courage to ride huge scary monster hills; Or perhaps it's because he is older than my parents; Or they just feel sorry for him. Anyway, I am the best skater, he sucks, and I am going to hate on him because of it... pft! What a pity sponsorship!
by Bergen County Bombers January 25, 2012
Get the Pity Sponsorship mug.A virtual "reward" you can give someone whom annoyingly complains about situations in their life that either lack merit or they are doing so to derive unnecessary sympathy.
Person who is complaining: "I'm way pissed off man...my Dad is buying me a new BMW for my birthday when I specifically asked for a Ferrari!"
Annoyed Friend: "Wow...that really sucks. How 'bout I warm up the oven and bake you some f*cking Pity Cookies then!"
Annoyed Friend: "Wow...that really sucks. How 'bout I warm up the oven and bake you some f*cking Pity Cookies then!"
by Gold Frisch July 27, 2012
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"Hey bro, what are you doing? You already bought that hot chick over there a drink!"
"I know man, but I feel bad for her friend so I got her a pity drink, you know, out of pity."
"I know man, but I feel bad for her friend so I got her a pity drink, you know, out of pity."
by breathing apparatus August 28, 2013
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I gave the trashy chick at dunkins a pitty buck.
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The stripper was having an off night so I threw down a pitty buck.
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The stripper was having an off night so I threw down a pitty buck.
by JAY jay November 5, 2013
Get the pitty buck mug.1. Repeatedly deactivating and reactivating your social media pages following a break-up.
2. Creating vague, pity-seeking social media posts which reference your unexpected new single life, but only in the most general way - and then deleting them.
2. Creating vague, pity-seeking social media posts which reference your unexpected new single life, but only in the most general way - and then deleting them.
"Chris and Bailey broke up. Did you see Bailey's Facebook statuses?"
"I'm looking for her page, but I can't find it. I think she deleted the whole thing!"
"Uh oh - pity peekaboo!"
"I'm looking for her page, but I can't find it. I think she deleted the whole thing!"
"Uh oh - pity peekaboo!"
by juliablank March 14, 2014
Get the pity peekaboo mug.A half-hearted attempt at sexting someone back a picture of your somewhat erect penis. Can result from a lack of arousal, lack of enthusiasm for the recipient, or lack of girth and/or length in your own dick.
Person 1: *sends dick pic*
Person 2: *not really horny, sends semi erect dick pic*
Person 1: "Send me one that's hard."
Person2: "You're an asshole, that was a pity semi and that's all you're worth."
Person 2: *not really horny, sends semi erect dick pic*
Person 1: "Send me one that's hard."
Person2: "You're an asshole, that was a pity semi and that's all you're worth."
by enjoysacklunch October 31, 2014
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by Mileydelrey March 29, 2015
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